Monday, January 7, 2013

The 911 Hot Wing Challenge

Last night was filled with great regret
A drunken night in Morristown
I made mistakes I won't forget

A plate of wings that made me sweat
Their color was a reddish-brown
Last night was filled with great regret

Their burn was like a coal briquette
As four of them I forced on down
I made mistakes I won't forget

And from that pain, more pain begets
While drinking bleu cheese with a frown
Last night was filled with great regret

And all the pain I can't offset
In five martinis does it drown
I made mistakes I won't forget

This morning, now, I pay my debt
With fiery shits and pounding crown
Last night was filled with great regret
I made mistakes I won't forget