Friday, November 9, 2012

Four Poems about Hurricane Sandy

Here's a word of advice from the master:
When facing a natural disaster
Whether sleet, snow, or rain,
Or a freak hurricane,
The one thing to do is get plastered

While at home during hurricane Sandy
All my meals were just so fine and dandy
Though my fridge had no power,
Many sweets I'd devour
And I ate all the Halloween candy...

This week, I've been oh so forlorn
For a tragic event, I do mourn
Since we lost all our power,
I jack in the shower
Because there's no internet porn

in the winter months
the toilet seat seems so cold
against my bare butt