Friday, November 9, 2012

Four Poems about Hurricane Sandy

1
Here's a word of advice from the master:
When facing a natural disaster
Whether sleet, snow, or rain,
Or a freak hurricane,
The one thing to do is get plastered



2
While at home during hurricane Sandy
All my meals were just so fine and dandy
Though my fridge had no power,
Many sweets I'd devour
And I ate all the Halloween candy...



3
This week, I've been oh so forlorn
For a tragic event, I do mourn
Since we lost all our power,
I jack in the shower
Because there's no internet porn



4
in the winter months
the toilet seat seems so cold
against my bare butt