Friday, August 31, 2012

The Penal System

So this fucker from some far off nation,
 He was jailed for his crude masturbation
And his crust-covered sock
Was a hit in the "block"
'Til his sentence was in: full castration


Monday, August 20, 2012

There's Far Too Much Anal Porn on the Internet These Days

While settling in for a sesh
I surf 'round for sins of the flesh
And the porn, it is fine
While contained to vagine
But with anal, I must hit refresh


Sunday, August 12, 2012

The Meadowlands Paradox

From Secaucus by train to Penn Station
I did suffer severe flatulation
But it's so hard to tell
If my farts are the smell
Or the Meadowland's rank vegetation