Thursday, June 28, 2012

The Bidet

Here's a toast to the noble bidet;
For it washes my swamp-ass away
And those dingily-berries
My ass sometimes carries
Are cleaned by a fountain-like spray

Friday, June 15, 2012

The Fountains of Addis Ababa

The cuisine that is from Ethiopia
Is a flavor-infused cornucopia
But the bread, stews, and "wats"
Tie my stomach in knots
And I'm sent to a shitting dystopia

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

"Can I Smell Yo' Dick?"

There's a song called "Can I Smell Yo Dick?"
Why's a girl want to olfact his stick?
When some shit's goin down,
And he's fuckin round town,
A quick dick sniff will sure do the trick