Sunday, April 15, 2012

Dog Poop

My dog was releasing a turd
While squatting, she looked quite absurd
For something she ate
Made her bowels constipate,
But her pooping would not be deterred

Thursday, April 5, 2012


There are few things much better than bacon
With its taste, I'm so thoroughly taken
That I'll go rub one out
While I'm thinking about
Takin' bacon to bed for love-makin'