Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Variations on a Theme

Two poems on the same theme - you decide which one is "better":

1.
They call me the "Vishnu of Dicks"
'Stead of one dick, I got thirty-six
With my three dozen cocks,
Women come 'round in flocks,
'Cuz I satisfy all of their kicks


2.
It's foretold that the "Vishnu of Dicks"
Will have pants that will seem to play tricks
But you'll soon grow aware
That you can't break the stare
That his thirty-six dicks will transfix