Saturday, February 4, 2012

Don't Pee on the Fucking Toilet Seat

Why is it that people piss
Upon the toilet seat?
Is aiming at the bowl itself
A Herculean feat?

Or why not lift the seat up?
That's the reason for the hinge - 
But no, I have to mop up pee,
A task that makes me cringe

I hate it when those golden drops
Pollute the place I sit
It makes me feel disgusting
When I go to take a shit

If you don't have the courtesy
To keep the toilet clean,
I'll hunt you down and find you,
And I'll sever off your peen