Sunday, January 15, 2012

Grapefruit Juice is Fucking Disgusting

Why the fuck does grapefruit juice
Taste so obscenely sour?
It makes my teeth feel gritty
And the taste lasts for an hour

I can't believe that people
Really like that nasty stuff
Even looking at a glass,
For me, is quite enough

I don't think that I'll ever like
The taste of grapefruit juice
If people try to give me some,
Then vomit I'll induce

And those of you that say
That my opinion's way off course,
Then both you and your grapefruit juice
Can go and fuck a horse.